Okay - I'll play

I liked the idea so much I sat down and wrote something! He he.

Title : Not here you don’t!
Author : J9
Fabdom : NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating : FRT
Summary: Someone is jealous!

Not here you don’t!

“Your place is nearer.”

“I know but it really isn’t a good idea boss.”

“Why not – messy? No coffee? Something you aren’t telling me DiNozzo?”

Tony sighed. “It’s just not a good idea boss. It can get uncomfortable.”

”I’ll take my chances DiNozzo. Now drive or I will have to finish this right here, right now.” He reached for Tony’s crotch and started stroking his hand over the hardness he felt there.

“Right boss. On our way!” He drove fast and within a few minutes he skidded to a stop in front of his building and practically fell out of the car. They barely made it inside the door before he was pressed up against the wall and his breath was stopped as Jethro’s mouth was crushed against his and the demanding tongue forced its way into his mouth.

Tony was gasping and struggling to remain upright, all his mental processes scattered in broken fragments around him. Then into the tiny remaining part of his awareness he heard the first small rattling and felt the first stirrings of hot air wrapping itself around his ankles.

“Ahh boss – gotta stop – really!” he managed to stammer out against the onslaught that was Gibbs.

“Wha’s matter Tony?” Jethro’s mouth moved to his exposed neck and began sucking just above his collar bone.

The rattling was becoming more insistent now and the heat was winding sinuously around his legs.

“How in hell do you do that with your legs and stay upright Tony?” Gibbs was feeling it too. This was not good on so many levels.

“Gotta stop boss! Now!” Tony was getting worried and he brought his hands up to Jethro’s chest and tried to push him away. Jethro grabbed onto his hands and pinned them above Tony’s head. He pushed in again for another kiss and then it happened.

From the corner of his eye Tony saw the heavy cut glass decanter hurl itself across the room and with a loud yell and an enormous push he shoved Jethro to the floor and fell across him to shield his body just as the glass shattered against the wall where his head had been moments earlier. Glass fragments showered over them and heat that had been wrapped around their legs now expanded to cover them in a suffocating blanket.

“Lie still boss! Don’t move and don’t try to touch me. Try and breathe and just hang on. It will stop as long as we don’t touch. Just hang on!”

Tony rolled away from him and the both lay still, panting and shocked.

“What the hell was that!” Jethro roared.

“Sorry boss. Poltergeist. A really jealous one. It hates me bringing anyone home.”

”And you didn’t tell me! What the hell!”

“Would you have believed me boss? Really?” Tony whimpered from across the hall.

He rolled himself into a seated position with his back against the wall and looked Jethro from under his lashes.

“Really sorry boss”

Jethro sat up and glared at him. “How long has this been going on?”

“I think it might have been here when I moved in boss. Not sure exactly. It isn’t usually so violent but I have never been back here with a man before so maybe it feels more threatened. Dunno really.”

“Ever think about moving?” Jethro reached out to swat Tony on the back of the head.

“Bad idea boss!” Tony said as the mirror behind him started to tremble. “Think I’ll just grab my stuff and we can get out of here!”

“Too damn right. And tomorrow you start looking for a new apartment!”